What to use when you can’t afford vanilla

In June, vanilla was more expensive than silver, according to the Financial Times. That was probably why I was able to share an article about the crazy behaviour of vanilla farmers in Madagascar at the beginning of October. So vanilla was on my mind when Charmaine McFarlane and I chatted about pastry for the most recent episode. We talked about how the price of vanilla has encouraged her to broaden the range of flavours she uses, and that reminded me of a discussion on Instagram that started with another baker, who calls herself ravenbreads.

Above a picture of diligently smashed apricot kernels, because “bitter almond is easy and versatile,” she asked what other flavours were worth further explorations. Suggestions came thick and fast.

  • Malted grains, blue fenugreek (Trigonella caerulea, closely related to ordinary fenugreek T. foenum-graecum but milder, widely used in Georgian cooking.)
  • Make your own; fair trade organic vanilla beans and an organic vodka on sale. “I am making 2250 mL and the whole thing is costing me 70 bucks. Plus once you make your own you’ll never go back it’s so much better.”
  • Cocktail bitters, especially Peychaud’s
  • Rose water. Orange water
  • Pandan (Pandanus amaryllifolius, which has a bit of the bready, scented rice aroma to it)
  • Douglas fir, spruce tips, salal, juniper or “the hot pine and vanilla scent of ponderosa”
  • Meadowsweet, saffron, chamomile, feverfew (Tanacetum parthenium)
  • Peach leaves, currant leaves, fig leaves
  • Dried and pulverised citrus peel
  • Mahleb, the ground seeds of a cherry (Prunus mahaleb), widely used in the Middle East
  • Tonka beans (Dipteryx odorata)

It is, as many people who contributed to the list commented, an astonishingly diverse list, not so much of vanilla substitutes (tonka probably comes closest, though it can be dangerous) but of the sorts of things that can be used to add subtle and intriguing flavours and aroma to luscious desserts.

I’ve transcribed part of the discussion here both to show how creative pastry chefs and others can be and also because I just don’t trust Instagram to keep it available forever.

There may be a glimmer of hope on the horizon for those who cannot stand the thought of being without vanilla. The latest market intelligence suggests that the crop is large, quality is high, and prices are heading down. Maybe. But that article also makes clear that there are so many factors at play in the vanilla value chain that anything could happen; to supply, to prices and to quality.

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Just that which is deserved Talking to a pastry chef about her art and craft

What is there to say about dessert? Utterly pointless, because by then I’ve usually eaten quite enough, thank you. And yet, utterly irresistible too, because I do have a bit of a sweet tooth. So I am usually quite happy eating out when someone suggests Let’s get just one and four spoons.

And yet, the ability to create some of those magnificent concoctions fills me with admiration, especially lately as dessert seems to have become more and more creative. So I was really glad that I persuaded one of the top pastry chefs in New York to take a bit of time to chat. Charmaine McFarlane told me about her inspirations, some of the challenges she faces, and how much she loves a silky-smooth custard.

Notes

  1. Charmaine McFarlane does have a website but she is much more active on Instagram and Twitter.
  2. Dessertworthy, which Charmaine mentioned, seems to me an entirely good idea.
  3. The cover photo may look like some sort of fancy omelette, but it is actually Charmaine’s grapefruit panna cotta, with semolina and olive oil cake, wild red juniper and grapefruit marmalade, citrus crumble and fennel chips. I wish I could tell you what it tastes like.
  4. Banner photo by Mantra Media on Unsplash
  5. Playing us in, Dinah Shore. Playing us out, Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians.

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Dead, dead, and never called me mother

Why, do you suppose, a sourdough starter is often called a mother? A podcast on sourdough seemed to think that it was because it needs daily care and attention, looking after and cosseting. If that assuages your filial guilt, OK, but it is completely bass-ackwards. It’s a mother because it gives life to its offspring, the loaves that come forth from the mother starter. How can anyone think otherwise?

And another thing. Does everybody else in the world name their starter, generally with a cute, punning name like Bread Pitt? I made my first starter around 30 years ago and never had the slightest urge to name it. Despite being nameless, it is still going strong. My other starter, also nameless, is older by far than my own mother and, like her, is also going strong.

As for the title …

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  1. The packet says “100% Grated Parmesan Cheese”. What would you expect to be inside? Me too, along with “85–90% of consumers”. But a court disagrees.

  2. Quick follow-up on last issue’s all about noodles. Australians love Asian food, so why doesn’t it win as many awards as Italian?

  3. The (US) Food and Drug Administration’s latest statement on the romaine lettuce E. coli outbreak, as interpreted by The New Food Economy.

  4. Latest use it or lose it story – eat this rare pig. Pilpul of the week: is a pig with an uncloven hoof still unclean?

  5. Fishy news: There are places where even the most sustainable practices possible cannot support all the people who want to fish there.

  6. The Rye Baker reflects on his tour of the Baltics. Maybe next year …

  7. I’m a total sucker for this stuff. Aerial photos reveal the hypnotic geometry of farming.

  8. Fraud in organic farming? I’m shocked, I tell, you. Shocked!